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"The typical gambler might not really understand the probabilistic nuances of the wheel or the dice, but such things seem a bit more tractable than, say, trying to raise a child in this lunatic society of ours."
-Arthur S. Reber, The New Gambler 's Bible

Nine gamblers could not feed a single rooster.
-Yugoslav proverb

"A gambler with a system must be, to a greater or lesser extent, insane."
-George Augustus Sala (1828-95) English writer and journalist

"Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing from something."
-Wilson Mizner

"In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the keno lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there."
-An anonymous casino boss

"Don't gamble the rent money or you'll land up sleeping on the park bench."
-Capt. Summer Fun, Ret.

"Gambling is the future on the internet. You can only look at so many dirty pictures."
-Simon Noble, an Austrian-based internet bookmaker

Noting his mother's visit to Las Vegas the weekend before she died. "She got to go to heaven four days early."
-President Bill Clinton

I hope to break even this week. I need the money.
-VETERAN LAS VEGAS GAMBLER

"Italians come to ruin most generally in three ways, women, gambling, and farming. My family chose the slowest one."
-Pope John XXIII

"Show me a wealthy gambler and I'll show you someone who has made his money from something other than gambling."
-VP Pappy






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